Mountain Lion Attacks Son Dad Attacks Mountain Lion
Sometimes, even a mountain lion has to watch who it bites.
Consider the case of the mountain lion, or cougar, who jumped out of the woods at a park in British Columbia and took a 4 ˝ yea
My Hallmark Moment
I have a wedding anniversary coming up in a few days. So, like a good little husband, I bought chocolate and flowers. And then I went looking for a card. And what a miserable damned experience tha
Al Qaeda In Hell Or Allah s Surprising Ingratitude
Mohammed One raised his hands toward where he thought heaven might be, and wailed, “I can’t stand it anymore! Allah, have mercy!”
But the sky, flame-streaked and smoky, remained unrespon
George Bush Finally Discovers Foreign Intrigue
Can you believe it? George Bush, the foursquare flatfoot of diplomatic dexterity, has finally discovered the nimble art of foreign intrigue.
While European nations were eager to establis
Learning From Mistakes Terrible Superhero Costumes
If you are getting ready for Hallowe’en or just getting dressed in the morning, here are a few terrible superhero costumes that can teach us all a valuable lesson.
1. The Falcon
Playwrights Give Critic Bad Review
Members of The Dramatists Guild of America, the organization of playwrights, of which I have been an active member for many years, was in an unusually feisty mood in a review they let howl at a theat
Hassan Nasrallah Destroys Own Country Hailed As Hero
If we remember correctly, a person becomes a national hero when he saves, or at least helps save, his country. So we’re a bit perplexed that Hassan Nasrallah, the supposed leader of Hezbollah, who is
How I Feel About Pirates
Pirates are BAD because they steal booty from other people. The only people that should get to steal booty from other people is me. Also, I should get a pet parrot. And get to say, '
Good News for Goofballs
I've found that there's a gap in the set of self-help and how-to books available. Sure, there are books to improve your outlook, and boost your self-esteem. If you want to learn to cook, or start a b
Just Say No To Sex Dr Coburn Shows You How Installment 1
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the first installment; previous installments will also be on this site and at www.NewsLaugh.com, in case you miss one.)
Lady Macbeth Just Won t Make Her Exit Now She s A Syndrome
Anybody who has wended his or her way through the linguistic excellences and frequently petulant schemers in Shakespeare’s plays longs, at some point, to say to Lady Macbeth herself, “Out, out, damne
Proof Tax Laws Faulty 9 Out Of 10 Americans Set To Declare Bankruptcy
As the distribution of wealth in America becomes increasingly skewed toward the wealthiest 7% or so of the population, where we find more and more resplendently bedecked billionaires, the income of t
Robin s Rainbow
When my daughter was very young, one night she was saying her prayers. She paused and asked me, "Mom, if I pray for a rainbow, will God make one?" Well, what could I say? Anyone who can part the Red
Despite Video Game Mania Little League Baseball Still Hits It Off With Kids
Having conceded some time ago that the usual childhood in America is being despairingly twisted by the current popularity of moronically violent video games, I was pleasantly surprised to discover th
Bat Ejection Techniques Country Survival Course 27
People lie! They lie about the bliss of rural relocation. They lie about the size of fish they catch. They lie about being there for you. But, mostly, they lie about bats! Such a silly thing, yet no
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