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U S Population Reaches 300 Million Wow That s A Lot Of Lovemaking
The US population has now reached 300 million. True, it has taken since the ancestors of the American Indians migrated across the Aleutian Islands and dropped in via Alaska and since the Mayflower co
A Bomb For A Bomb And A Rocket For A Rocket What Hath Terrorism Wrought But A New Code Of Hammurabi
Look far and wide, and what do we see? The most civilized nations, at least, the ones we've got at this point in our nascent human development, having made an uneasy accommodation to behavior that th
Palestinian Leadership Saved By Suitcase Loaded With Cash
The Palestinian leadership, experiencing an ongoing cash crunch because the civilized world refuses to support its unachievable vow to destroy Israel, suffered the indignity of being assaulted by its
Saddam Hussein Seeks Mcdonald s Francise
Saddam Hussein, in his latest bid to escape execution for crimes against his own people, has applied to McDonald’s for a franchise. The application is widely regarded as a move by his defense team to
Mammoths Prefer Blondes Or Is It Brunettes
Ever since childhood we have pictured mammoths as wooly dark presences, lumbering through eternities of driving snow with sullen intent, but once again the cherished iconography of our youth must giv
Toyota Issues Recall GM Execs Celebrate
Toyota Motor Company announced that it is recalling over 400,000 vehicles to remedy a problem with the steering mechanism. While the defect is unlikely to cause the driver to lose control of the car,
The Illogical Puppet Of Iran Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A Better Script
First, we learned to say and spell the puppet’s name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullah’s knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but
Western Leaders Release Video Urge Muslims To Convert To Islam
The leaders of six Western nations whose inhabitants have, at least in the distant past, experienced the redemptive insights of the Enlightenment, with its insistence that reason should play a founda
Malice In I Wonder Who I Am Land
For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does thes
Where s There s Three
Grandma made a major decision the other day. She had been ponderin and ponderin how to deal with her three little darlins in the best way possible. She finally decided since there were three of them,
5 Reasons Why You Should Quit Your Day Job
Most of us would stop working if we could. We constantly dream about it, but that's about as far as we get-dreaming. Working a 9-5 just seems inevitable. I, Timothy Ward, however am a master at defyi
The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
Forget about the SAT, never mind the FCAT, and remove forever from you mind any thoughts about the ACT. All these test pale in comparision to the examination that I just failed. Failing those test ma
FDA Reconsiders Morning After Pill Now Renamed Marriage After Pill
After years of delay, the FDA plans once again to reconsider the over-the-counter sales of the controversial Morning-After Pill, which the manufacturer has, due to the extensive passage of time, now
Music Fans Extract Hits From Albums Music Execs Demand Novocain
As music fans well know and widely resent, the music business has traditionally sold one or two songs per album that people actually want to listen to with a lot of other songs that, regardless of th
Mickey Spillane Takes His Final Hammer Blow
Mickey Spillane, the gangsta writer and creator Mike Hammer, just took his own final Hammer blow.
He went from writing comic books to writing, as you know, the most popular detective nov
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