Monkeys Reveal Elemental Speech Patterns Ask For Shave And A Haircut
Researchers, listening carefully to the speech patterns of monkeys, determined that the creatures were incensed that they had evolved with all of their hair still bristling out of them, and they dema
Prime Minister Of Iraq Visits Washington Promises To Buy New Shaver
Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki made his first visit to Washington, where he met with President Bush, who noted that, despite the Prime Minister’s efforts to shave every day, he has a persistent
Gossip What People Say About It
We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decided, at a reader’s request, to write about gossip and, along the way, t
New Instance Of American Ingenuity Nation Learns To Type
Who would have thought, just ten or so years ago, that people in all walks of life would have to learn how to type, somehow?
Now, who doesn’t? We see the nervous airline reservation age
Russell Peters A Comedy style that creates the newest Cultural Laugh In Laughter the Best Medicine Especially Laughing at Yourself
"And what is your background, Pinky?" Russell Peters looked directly at me from the stage at Yuk-Yuks in Ottawa Ontario at the 8 pm Saturday, Sept 9th show.
I was wearing a blue shirt, s
How A Head Cold Got Me Married
Now that I’m really settled down for bad or good, I can’t help but reflect on my lengthy past as a happy-go-lucky single. How can I forget the many bizarre, crazy, and benighted times I’ve misled mys
Black Humor College Humor Blond Jokes funny pictures
I have had over the years (48 of them) a lot of time to review and participate in many different styles of humor and have studied their various effects on the human psyche. I will convey many of my o
When It Comes to Dinner Make It Simple
The coming season is the time of the year when more cooking is done than at any other time. I have always liked to cook, but would never spend hours laboring over some culinary masterpiece like some
PCB s Help Fish Live Longer Nobody Eats Them
While the plenteous negative effects of PCB’s have been written about, we have a tad of redemptive news about those odious contaminators of our priceless waterways.
Average fish longevit
Chavez On US Oil Find In Gulf Of Mexico Result Of Leak From Venezuela
President Chavez of Venezuela, responding to the Chevron discovery of new oil reserves in the deep waters of the Gulf of Mexico, which more than double America’s known reserves, stated, “What do thes
The Topless CPA
Todd, out of town on business and looking for a bit of comfort, knew he was in trouble when the topless dancer he just couldn’t say no to slipped his next twenty into her silver garter, and, with a t
Trout Season Opens Fishermen Wade In Trout Leap Out
Trout season opened once again on or about April 15th, which is about as early as winter’s icy topping breaks up and floats away from our waterways.
This year, as every year, fishermen b
Consumer Prices Gas Up Surprised Wall Street Tanks
As the price of gasoline continued its flaming ascent and interest rates rose once again, the Fed announced that consumer prices were edging up. Surprised, Wall Street tanked.
An analyst
5 Big Advantages of PC Games on Demand
Not to knock PlayStation 2 or Xbox 360, but I have a decent PC. The consoles are okay for the kids, but I am happy with a keyboard and mouse.
I play online games to relax between work s
Dispute Over Fish Oil Gets Smoky Hot
It appears that fish oil prevents second heart attacks but primarily in Europe. It has become the usual practice over there to prescribe purified fish oil to patients who have had a heart attack. The
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